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Harry Potter [Aug. 20th, 2007|04:28 pm]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2
Just finished the Harry Potter book. Found it a bit far fetched... Flying
cars and magic - OK, but a ginger kid with 2 friends? Come on...

 
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How to make a sheep laugh [Aug. 20th, 2007|01:02 pm]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2

tell her your plans...

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Air Force One Crash [Aug. 20th, 2007|07:30 am]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.

"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.

"Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning."

"The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief.

"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."

Squiffy's House Of Fun - Laughter For Multiple Sclerosis

Squiffy - The black fly in the Chardonnay of life......

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The Perfect Male [Aug. 17th, 2007|05:14 pm]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

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Florida Poker [Aug. 17th, 2007|07:58 am]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2
 Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.

Finklestein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

So Goldberg goes to the Meyerwitz unit and knocks on the door. Mrs Meyerwitz yells from behind the door what he wants?

Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home. He needs more money."

"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg"
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Tourists [Aug. 16th, 2007|11:38 am]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2

A group of tourists were watching the re-enactment of an
ancient Egyptian religious ritual. One turned to a nearby
local, pointed to the statue that was being praised and
asked, "Pardon me, but what was the name of that god
supposed to be?"

"Why do you ask?" the man replied.

The tourist shrugged. "Just idol curiosity, I guess."

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Breaking News [Aug. 15th, 2007|11:18 am]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2
Reuters Tel Aviv

An Israeli woman's fight with a stubborn cockroach put her husband in the hospital with burns, a broken pelvis and broken ribs, the Jerusalem Post newspaper reported yesterday. The woman, frightened by the insect when she found it in their living room, stepped on it, threw it in a toilet and sprayed a full can of insecticide on it when it refused to die. Her husband came home from work, went to the toilet and lit a cigarette. When he threw the cigarette butt into the bowl, the insecticide fumes ignited, "seriously burning his sensitive parts," the Post wrote. When paramedics were called to the home in Tel Aviv, they laughed so hard when they learned what had happened that they dropped the stretcher down the stairs, breaking the unidentified man's pelvis and ribs.
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Echooooooo [Aug. 14th, 2007|07:06 pm]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2
Is it just me, or is there tumbleweed blowing through this forum??????

tumbleweed
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Couple of strippers with their tops removed [Aug. 14th, 2007|06:59 am]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2
One for the boys.....enjoy lads!

www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/strip.jpg
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Grannies at the Museum [Aug. 12th, 2007|08:45 pm]
What's the fun in being sick if you can't laugh?

squiffy2
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later, the first old lady said to the second, "My! Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"

The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! Why the genitalia on it was so large!"

Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out "... and cold, too!"
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